school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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