? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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