All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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