Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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