oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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