I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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