I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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