you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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