Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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