WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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