You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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