no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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