You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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