Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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