I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just want nice things and good sex
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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