The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
