I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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