ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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