Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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