But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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