? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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