remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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