"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
so much tequila, so little girl.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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