the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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