just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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