yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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