Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
