We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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