He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my being single is dangerous.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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