I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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