Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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