I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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