chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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