Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
