Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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