Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
