normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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