have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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