I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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