how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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