he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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