I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
