If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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