I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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