It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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