what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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