I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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