I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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