I need help removing her.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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