White coat. Heels.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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